7. You are probably a great listener
Somehow you have become the one friends turn to with their troubles. You don’t know whether this is because you’ve had counselling and therefore have picked up how to listen sympathetically, or because you are more guarded than others about yourself so others fill silences with chatter.
8. Pill podge
Oh great, so as well as being mad I have to be fat too, thanks for that, THANKS VERY MUCH.